dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized
I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????
some of my favorite tags:
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this post just gets better and better
DON’T TELL ANYONE
140820 Celebrity Chef Has Arrived - Masterchef Yixing
you are married to your icon for 1 year congrats
4 / ∞ → Evil Sehun is hot
Petition for concerts to be organized from short to tall
life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls
hold in ctrl while clicking
SPREAD THIS LIKE BUTTER ON A TOAST
I don’t eat butter…
94-line meowing deep voiced, high pitched, toughly, gently, & innocently
ft. jackson cooing at jr’s cute ones
hello! i’m sorry for putting this in the tags but i have like 2 followers ok. anyway thanks to my lucky stars, i (well and my boyfriend i guess) have miraculously managed to preorder 2 premium die jung sets oh my jesus. anyway instead of cancelling the order, i’ve decided to give one away…. none of my friends really like exo so woohoo
so, rules n stuff☆ what you get a die jungs, aka exo’s first photobook, premium set! this includes the m, k, and exo versions which isn’t much different from buying all 3 but i think you get more photo cards so yasss. i’ve heard it’s sold out…… wink wink☆ what you have to do reblog this post! uh likes don’t really count? idk why but i feel like if you really want it you will reblog! it! and mess up your archive i know but hey it’s life. also if you’re under 18, please get your parent’s permission. i don’t want you or me getting in trouble omg☆ what you don’t have to do follow me! if i limited this to followers that wouldn’t do much bc like i said i don’t have that many haha;; but if you wanna be my friend pls do (ˊॢo̶̶̷̤◡ुo̴̶̷̤ˋॢ)☆ etc. international shipping / there’ll be one winner and they have 48 hrs to respond / keep your ask open / don’t spam / no giveaway blogs none of that☆ we ordered them from different websites so the shipping time varies, but i don’t wanna rush this so giveaway ends september 19 at midnight pst!
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.
also, destroy the idea that we should only pursue dreams if they are likely to give you status in this capitalist piece-of-shit society.